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With a helpful push from Sebastian Blood’ ship, the Hooded Whore, the crippled
Blenheim slinked into a low orbit above the planet of Gun-Loc several hours
earlier than expected.
“There!” Panman said, pointing to the map that had just appeared
on the main views-screen. “Found him!”
Peter the Ace leaned back in his command chair and examined the map. There,
over a coastal mountain, a P.A.C.T. (Palace of Amino Cyborg Transponder)
icon flashed slowly. Justin’s designation – CYB-8827-0334
appeared to the right of the icon. “Excellent. About time, too.
I thought we’d have picked him up hours ago.”
Panman looked at his colleague and nodded. “Yeah. It’s probably
because he’s two kilometres underground.”
“Don’t you mean three kilometres?” Peter the Ace said,
motioning towards the view-screen.
Panman looked. “Oh, yeah. Strange. I must have read it wrong. But
so did you.”
Peter the Ace folded his arms. He frowned. “I don’t think
I did.”
“Then look!”
Peter the Ace looked at the map. Panman was right. “Hmm… Four
kilometres… Now five.”
“Whoa!” Panman said. “What’s he up to?”
“I guess we should ask him.”
“Good idea!” Panman opened a focused scrambled encrypted encoded
secure narrow beam communications channel and directed it to Justin’s
transponder coordinates. “Yo, metal buddy. Panman here. Glad to
see you’re still functioning. What are you doing?”
There was the usual crackle of digital static. A weak but audible reply
was returned. “I am plummeting at terminal velocity down a power
core shaft.”
“You’re falling? Again?” Panman said. He laughed. “Why
are you doing that?”
“An explosion occurred whilst I was protecting Ross Mental from
hostile activity. The force of the explosion pushed me into the shaft.”
Panman was confused. “Protecting Ross Mental? Why would he need
protecting? His weapons and armoured clothing are…”
“All his weapons and clothing were confiscated when we infiltrated
this facility. He was in imminent danger of capture or termination when
I left him.”
Either option was almost unthinkable for a bounty hunter. “We’ve
gotta help him!”
“I also require assistance. The explosion, combined with my high-velocity
collision with the city of Ry-Fol, has left me critically damaged. I am
in urgent need of repair. My artificial brain will go permanently offline
in…”
Peter the Ace interrupted. “We’re sorry to hear that, Justin,
but we need to know all the details of what you and Ross Mental have found
out if we’re to help either of you.”
“That is a logical statement. I have fifteen point one giga-quads
of information relating to an imminent threat of destruction of the Palace
of Amino.”
Peter the Ace raised his eyebrows with surprise. “Really? A threat
to the palace this far away? Are you sure? You’re not mad, are you?”
“In answer to your four questions: Yes. Yes. Yes. No, my mental
capabilities remain intact.”
“Hmm… Well, you’d better transmit all the data that
you have immediately, you may be destroyed at any moment, and we wouldn’t
want to lose all that information.”
There was a moment’s silence before the cyborg replied. “I
obey. Transmitting now.”
The communications panel beeped twice.
“Got it.” Panman announced. He directed his voice to the ship.
“Blenheim, analyse the data Justin just sent. Create a detailed
audio and visual presentation of the information.”
The ship replied. “AFFIRMATIVE. THE PRESENTATION WILL BE AVAILABLE
FOR VIEWING IN FIVE POINT THREE MINUTES.”
Peter the Ace spoke to the cyborg. “Justin. We’re going review
what you sent us. We’ll find a way to save the palace. I’m
sure you’ll be slamming into the bottom of the power shaft shortly
so we’ll let you get on with that. Bye.”
Before Justin could respond Panman closed the communications channel.
“Sebastian Blood ought to see this.” Peter the Ace said. He
operated his command console and opened a channel to the Hooded Whore,
still docked with the Blenheim’s topside. “Sebastian Blood,
we require your presence here on the bridge immediately.”
The reply was slow and unprofessional. “Um… Yeah. I mean,
yes. I’ll be down soon. Um… In a few minutes.”
Peter the Ace’s voice became stern. “You have five minutes,
Mister Blood, no more!”
“Um… Thank you. Um… That will be enough.” A faint
giggle was heard in the background, and then the channel closed.
“Interesting.” Peter the Ace said. He smiled at Panman. “I
do believe our well-toned assistant has seduced our young bounty hunter
friend!”
Panman laughed like a gibbon.
The presentation finished. The image on the main view-screen changed to
a forward view of the planet Gun-Loc.
After a second of stunned silence, Panman made the first comment. “I
thought we wiped out those fat ugly stinking leathery terrorist arse bastards!”
“Calm yourself.” Peter the Ace said, turning in his command
chair to face his colleague. “It’s obvious that we didn’t.
We must accept that fact.”
Panman took a deep breath. “You’re right, as always. I just
feel like going down there and gutting that flabby Fump-Fester shit bag
right now!”
“You may get your chance.” Peter the Ace said seriously. “We’re
going down as soon as possible. We have to get inside that chamber and
disable that emitter. And we have only five days to do it.”
“Yeah. And we need to rescue Ross Mental. He’s weaponless
and armourless! He’s never been in that situation before!”
“Indeed. But if anyone can survive such a situation, he can. I don’t
think we need to be overly concerned.”
Sebastian Blood was standing at the back of the bridge. “This is
terrible! We must warn the palace.”
Peter the Ace turned and faced him. “Of course we must.” The
top-class bounty hunter directed his voice to the ship. “Blenheim,
how long will an ultra-space transmission take to reach the Palace of
Amino?”
The ship replied instantly. “AN ULTRA-SPACE TRANSMISSION FROM THIS
LOCATION WILL TAKE 36.39 HOURS TO REACH THE PALACE OF AMINO.”
“Hmm… That may just be fast enough. Create a message and attach
the presentation you just showed. Add that Panman and I are attempting
to disable or destroy the emitter, but a plan must also be formulated
to defend the palace if the emitter does manage to fire.”
“MESSAGE CREATED.”
“Label the message as ‘Profoundly Critical’, and encode
the message as DEEPSHIT.”
Panman and Sebastian Blood gasped. Never, since the Palace of Amino had
been created centuries ago, had an encoding of such colossal magnitude
been used.
The Blenheim spoke. “MESSAGE LABELLED AND ENCODED.”
Peter the Ace gave the final command. “Send the message.”
There was a moment of profound silence.
“MESSAGE SENT.”
“OK.” Peter the Ace said, turning to face Panman. “We
have no time to waste. I think it’s time you came up with one of
your inspired, intricate, and infallible plans of attack. Meanwhile, I’ll
go and recall the warrior babes – there’s no reason for their
mission anymore.”
Panman grinned, and started formulating his plan. “This is going
to be cool!”
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